Ten Things Men and Mobile Phones Have In Common

1) They are living proof that big things come in small packages

2) They are absolutely useless when they run out of energy

3) Most insist that they are a necessity…..we women know that they are simply an option

4) They come with a permanent extra appendage which is key to their performance

5) The body parts that matter most to them are your hands and your mouth

6) They are pretty much useless until someone puts them to use

7) At some point we have to consider taking out some form of insurance on them

8] They eventually get to a stage where it is easier disposing of them than fixing them

9) You can always be certain that there are better, more effective models on the market

10) Some are just worth keeping – used or new, young or old, functional or not

AUTHOR: DivineB-U-Ti